Fellow Bloggers, You’re Starting to Piss Me Off!

I’ve been reading truly amazing blogs you all have written. Nicely done everybody! After reviewing all your wonderful works of art, you’ve given me no choice but to be totally envious of how talented many of you truly are. Because of you weird, odd, and animal blogger types, I’m not going to write a funny and enlightening blog today. I’m pouting! And you can’t make me do it either. Thank you from the bottom of my heart; you’ve messed up my entire day!

Tahira Lubrano, my ordeal started out with you. Why did you send me a fruit basket from Europe? Read My Lips: I don’t like mangos! Bribing me to visit your blog is no way for a lady blogger to gather support for her efforts. All you had to do is ask me nicely and I will gladly come post my vengeance on your pages. So what’s the big deal? You wrote a fabulous blog about a Cabbage Patch Adams guy and his compassion for people. Ok he’s a nice guy so don’t get such a big head over it. Gosh, you’re running around the streets of Northern Europe telling everyone to AskCherlock something. What should I ask him? I don’t know this character and I don’t believe that Sherlock Holmes is even a real guy. You’re a dreamer and ask too much of me. Wake up girl! Excellent post TJ! http://tjlubrano.blogspot.com/2011/05/compassion-for-others-compassion-for.html

Alejandro Guzman, what’s your problem dude? Seriously, you’ve begged me for 3 weeks now to come and do your blog justice. “Wah-wah,” come support me. OMG “I’m melting-I’m melting,” you big cry baby. Get some medicated nasal spray and suck it up, man. You act like you’re in the Chernobyl zone or something. Next time you make an excellent runny nose post, you should provide free vaccinations at the door before we enter your booger site. Thanks to your flu-spreading ways, angry and now disease-ridden Chicagoans wish to tar-n-feather your arse so be warned; if you visit the Windy City in the near future, cover your huge snout. You’re a targeted blogger man! Al Capone is alive and well. I enjoy your post. http://raisingamelie.com.s97690.gridserver.com/?p=123

Doug Stephens, you’ve got some nerve buddy. You lured me to your blog with the scent of cheese and crackers. You served no such thing and instead, you pull the switcheroo on me. I think you expect me to sit quietly while helpless chickens are abused and molested. Do you find men chasing chickens into the street a happy experience? I will not tolerate these atrocities towards animals, and dislike your con game in leading me there. “Ha ha,” so some people made funny funnies with stick figures. Although I love reading them all, I’m reporting your abuse to the authorities. We’ll send your Christmas card to the state penitentiary. Who’s laughing now? Love it Doug. http://iloveilikecheese.blogspot.com/2011/05/i-once-saw-chicken-crossing-road.html

Pamela Rossow, how dare you! You write a beautiful prose post about your childhood magic, and allow me to share in similar memories from my childhood. Alright, I get it. You adore water. The happy times you spent as a girl hanging around your parent’s pool and pondering ocean side mysteries with magical day dreams. Well my memories are good too. Have you ever snuck up to a cop car when the officer is sitting inside it, down town and in front of the old post office? You may think your ocean side dreams are better than mine, but its fun being chased on foot by a chubby copper after bananas are shoved in his tail pipe. All you have to do is throw one at the car window to get his attention. You’ll be sprinting from him in no time. You have some nerve Pamela Anne. How dare you post a superbly written post about tanning on the beach at the ocean! You’re not playing fair and where’s the updated BIKINI PICS? Read the blog rule book please, and comply with the rules. This is a super read! http://pamanner.wordpress.com/2011/05/17/monday-memories/

Sweepy Jean, why do I have to think when I come to your site? I’m already self-conscious after a frightful early morning stare in the mirror. I have my make-up to consider, style of dress for the day, and a boxer short order to perform online. If I visit you in the morning, you have no right to ask me for “2 word” prompts. I’m already on information over-load, my goodness stop making me think. This is a fun post. http://sweepyjean.wordpress.com/2011/05/18/1-plus-1-wed-21/

Jessica Mokrzycki, how many times do I need to tell you that I need service when I come to your page? We’ve discussed this many times before after I read your amazing posts on faith, gratitude, and God’s will for us. Certainly God’s will for me is blessed. I agree 100%. No quarrels with you on that. However, I specifically had you incorporate in to my commenter contract that I need coffee and donuts as I read your spiritual insights. I heed your advice and you should comply with mine. You should be grateful I visit you so please remember my snacks next time! Always a must read here folks! http://ascendingthehills.blogspot.com/2011/05/gratitudes-greatest-gifts.html#comments

And Mr. Larry Lewis, my gosh! Grow up will you? Spider and snakes, dogs and cats, lions and tigers and bears oh my! The dentist is your friend. He’ll be nice to you once you stop flirting around with his assistant. Leave your alloyed steel tooth pick at home where it belongs and be a man! I love the way you present your information. When Fear Bites | Healthy Lifestyles Living.

Alpana Jaiswal, I know you are woman and I hear you roar. I also know you’re too much to ignore. That’s why I come to your site so for heaven’s sake lady, stop biting me. You’re an animal! She writes this profoundly magnificent post with her true heart and soul. MOTIFS ON THE WALL: I am a Woman

Jessica Brant, you saucy sassy witch! You have writing talent and a sensual imagination. Thank you for providing me the incentive to complete a 32 set workout in under 30 minutes at my gym. All the dudes kept asking me what steroids I’m taking. I told them: “see J. Brant and bring an ice pack along. You’re going to need this, trust me.” Very creative work here! I’ll Be Damned!!!! | Finding One’s Way

YogaSavy Savira, “I’m back-I’m back,” you screamed at me to come see what you did. As a loyal blogger, I listened to you. I’m starving now and you tease a man’s heart with food. Bad YogaSavy, so bad for a girl to do. A man has to eat you know. Next time provide me with a menu and take-out button, or I refuse to comment ever again. Great return post Yoga. My gastronomic adventures! | LIVE in the moment LAUGH always BREATHE with awareness

Lastly, a few more of the many bloggers I’ve recently read in which each of you have contributed in destroying my creativity for this day, along with all the other traitors listed above, are: Mike Print and his support of authors who pollute the world’s great wildernesses’ post Book Review: ‘Cycling Home from Siberia’ by Rob Lilwall « Shibboleth And let’s not forget about how unsettling this guy can be Christopher Jennings Penders and his post Paraplegic Berkeley Student Walks « Wisdom and Life

Of course, there is feisty Laura J. Schmidt-Habischwith her contribution and dedication to the United Farmers Union efforts but no support for Illinois farmers, in http://throughmyinsanityandwhatelseisthere.blogspot.com/2011/05/imma-gonna-be-rich-and-grow-my-own.html. Then there is Corinne Rodrigues and Franca Reale, whom yell over white picket fences to their hubby’s loved ones and are compassionate for people who compete in conflict, in http://www.everydaygyaan.com/2011/05/method-mums-lessons-of-life.html. Oh and we have Nelieta Mishchenko; her trouncing around Asia with strange online men she meets but fails to allow us photos of these dragon types, bad on you Nelieta. Although you may be having fun, we have the right to rate your hoodlums accordingly. http://nelietatravellingadventures.blogspot.com/2011/05/evening-entertainment-by-hill-tribes-in.html

In closing, I’m disappointed in the way that y’all are treating me. You’re not showing me the love, kindness, and respect that I signed up for. Please read your contracts again and assure me these dastardly deeds against me will not happen again. I’ve asked Louise HastingsShort Stories « Wings across waters, and Mr. Bald Dude Charles Sadler and his cohort Mr. Stuart NagerLeeches and the bald one | rantings of a bald man, and Rachel Hoyt in another poultry/froggie abuser post in Rhyme Me A Smile: The Toad in the Road;

to govern over this serious matter. You may forward your apologies to them and they will forward on to me after moderation. Remember: I take Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and title deeds. Kisses and hugs always welcome apologies (guys, hands off please unless you want to box, play football, hockey, wrestle, or just tumble-down the stairs for kicks – I’ll be doing a post on that one some day).

Thank you for destroying my ability to write a post today through all your wonderful and excellent works of art. I salute you all via my grief – I love your work! 😉

Bloggers Are Good People! In this post; Rachel Hoyt Stuart Nager  Charles Sadler Louise Hastings Nelieta Mishchenko Franca Reale Corinne Rodrigues Laura J. Schmidt-Habisch Christopher Jennings Penders Mike Print YogaSavy Savira Jessica Brant Alpana Jaiswal Larry Lewis Jessica Mokrzycki Sweepy Jean Pamela Rossow Doug Stephens Alejandro Guzman Tahira Lubrano

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  1. #1 by Ryme Me a Smile on May 18, 2011 - 3:26 pm

    Haha. I love the way you wrote this up! Very witty and fun. How dare they?! I’m happy to help police the situation… for my usual hefty fee. 🙂

    • #2 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 3:48 pm

      Hey Rachel –

      I had more bloggers to include but saw my post had run to 1,500 words or so. Heck, nobody ever hears me say hello (1 word), hahaha. Yes, a female police officer is what we need here. It’s hard to say no to a lady!!! Thank you for reading and commenting. 🙂

  2. #3 by Larry Lewis on May 18, 2011 - 3:29 pm

    Mr Nitric. I take offence at you posting at the same time as me. Who the heck is going to want to read healthy lifestyle info when a talented guy like you has a new post. Don’t do it again or ill bite you with my alloyed incisors. What a great bunch of bloggers you’ve talked about, in a way only you could.

    • #4 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 3:46 pm

      Hello Larry –

      Your wife sent me a text message…”Get Larry’s butt off the computer so he can take me out for dinner!” What does a guy do when a wife is threatening your amigo with a raised purse to his head? I wrote and posted ASAP. Don’t piss off a woman, brother. It get cold up in those hills hiding out at night hahaha. Thank you for reading and commenting. 🙂

  3. #5 by Roy Durham on May 18, 2011 - 3:43 pm

    hey Charle I have a bronc that has not been rode yet come on over and we will put a potato in officer ricks tail pipe and ride the bronc out of here. thank you for a great post the mouse and I had a good time thank you and god bless

    • #6 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 3:50 pm

      Hello Roy –

      Thank you very much and glad you enjoy reading my work. Bronco huh? Reminds me a few upcoming blogs I will get to one day. Not about broncos, but farms, cows, and a couple of police chases out west in farmville too (young wild days many moons ago). Thank you for commenting and reading me. 🙂

  4. #7 by paramourinwaiting on May 18, 2011 - 3:49 pm


    • #8 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 3:53 pm

      Hello Paramour –

      Where have you been ma’am. I wrote some hilarious blogs you’re going to love getting all embarrassed about LOL in front of your co-workers. Come on now hahahahaha ^5. Thank you for reading and commenting. 🙂

  5. #9 by Alpana Jaiswal on May 18, 2011 - 3:51 pm

    I am touched,honored to be mentioned with all these great and wonderful people…to be able to share the same platform.Thank you for this one,Charlie…I am so glad that we interacted and that we have reached here..to begin a wonderful journey as friends. Blogging has done wonders for me,the names you have mentioned,have a deep effect on my life..its a learning process for me everyday,and they are friends for life.
    My best wishes to you always..and A BIG…GOD BLESS.

    • #10 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 3:56 pm

      Hello Alpana –

      You are all great artists. I love your work as you write very spiritually from deep within your heart and soul. My goals with blogging are as follows; to meet new people with similar interests, to make people laugh, to touch on light-hearted subject matters with strong undertones buried within, and to be published. I want to know if I am talented enough to be published! I love writing and making people laugh and feel good. Thank you for reading me and commenting. 🙂

  6. #11 by Louise on May 18, 2011 - 4:04 pm

    Lol ~ I am very touched and honored ~ how dare they post such amazing work!! It’s just not on, I’m happy to keep an eye on such a travesty! 😉

    • #12 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 4:36 pm

      Hi Louise –

      See I knew you would be more irate about this than me hahaha. Those bloggers should be fined for as you say it, “travesty”!!! Bad bloggers, bad bad bloggers. Thanks Louise and love reading your great work. And thank you for reading me and commenting. 🙂

  7. #13 by Jenni De La Torre on May 18, 2011 - 4:31 pm

    Awww, how cute. By the way, I am Jenni I am now following your blog, nice to meet you. This made me laugh, keep up the creativity.

    • #14 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 4:40 pm

      Hello Jenni –

      Nice To Meet You as well. Bloggers are not cute. How rude of you to say such things. They’re all monsters I say, monsters!!! Hahaha – glad you laughed and enjoy my blog. There’s much more written on my blog that can assist you in smiling. Take a break when you have some free time and read up on some other stories I have posted. You may just laugh again if your feeling like it. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. Welcome. 🙂

  8. #15 by wisdomandlife on May 18, 2011 - 4:37 pm

    Unsettling?!! Unsettling?
    I’ll say to you what I say to everyone. I no longer worry what people say or think about what I write and what my belief system is. You’ll either except me or you won’t. LoL

    Seriously now, Charlie. Thanks for stopping by my little corner of the blogger world. I’ve made some new friends here and I look forward to following you as well.

    Visit my site again on Friday for more unsettlingness (if that’s even a word).

    • #16 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 4:45 pm

      Hello Wisdom Man –

      For sure, I’ll be your site again. I believe in every post I comment on. I always press the like button if I comment and if there is a post like button to press. Some sites don’t have them or I’m unable to find it. I may forget at times, but I’m pretty good about if I’m commenting, I like it. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  9. #17 by john tugano on May 18, 2011 - 7:25 pm

    hahaha..I hope someday I could piss you off too..
    just joking Charlie..you always put a smile on me.,nice one again.

    • #18 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 7:33 pm

      Hi John –

      Good to see you back. How you doing? Putting a smile on faces is always a good thing, sir. Thank you for reading and for commenting. 🙂

  10. #19 by Yogasavy on May 18, 2011 - 7:37 pm

    Charlie Charlie what am I to do with YOU! Well ….. a way to man’s heart is through his stomach! Has worked all the time.
    Thank You for this wonderful acknowledgment…. I hope to return this with a plate of my homemade brandy dipped strawberries with a touch of whipped cream!

    • #20 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 7:43 pm

      Yogaaaaaaaaaaa YOU are THE BOMB Girl!!! I love strawberries and whipped cream. Gosh, all a guy has to do is write a few words and be polite, and he earns a wonderful world of tasty delights. I’m learning Yoga, I am learning ;). Thank you for reading and for commenting. 🙂

  11. #21 by Alejandro on May 18, 2011 - 8:08 pm

    Hello and Goodnight! Actually it’s morning but I do have man flu…. so up ya bum!

    Btw thanks LOL


    • #22 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 8:19 pm

      Hey Alejandro –

      The devil made me do it! Thanks for commenting. 🙂

  12. #23 by Sweepy Jean on May 18, 2011 - 8:25 pm

    Well, thank you very much for featuring me and especially in the same post with such an esteemed group of bloggers who I love! Next time, though, I’m going to post something so inane it will make your brain will drip out of your ear! ;p

    • #24 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 8:27 pm

      Hello Sweepy Jean –

      Oh come on now. Retaliation is never the right course of action, unless it’s directed at someone other me than me, haha. You’re correct. An esteemed group of artists, indeed!!! Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  13. #25 by Jessica Mokrzycki on May 18, 2011 - 9:44 pm

    lolol I couldn’t stop laughing as I love all the blogs you mentioned , this reminded me of one big Blogplicity roast in a way…it was great! I absolutely love your writing style, sense of humor…everything about your blog! I’ll be sure to serve donuts at some point, but be careful, they do have quite a bit of hydrogenated oils in them! 😉

    • #26 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 10:22 pm

      Hi Jessica –

      I understand completely about the fat content in those donuts. That’s why I’ve been making it a point to visit your site immediately after a good workout while the metabolism is high ;). You see, I knew you’ve been holding out on me. Moms always have a goodie stash around, just for those whiny emergency scenarios, lol. I just got home from the gym and I’ll be heading over to visit your site in the next 30 minutes or so. I’m glad you laugh when you visit my stories. Thank you for commenting. 🙂

  14. #27 by Laura on May 18, 2011 - 11:24 pm

    Was that a guilt post?? If so, I love it… as I loved your last one… Maybe today while I work I will go over all your posts that I missed over time!

    • #28 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 11:45 pm

      Hello Laura –

      So happy to see you back ;). I have some posts that may make you burst out laughing ( a good thing, I hope ). Thank you for you nice words in comments. I’m going to run over to your place and check out what’s happening on your blog here soon. Enjoy your work day and behave your self, for once in your life hahaha. Thank you again. 🙂

  15. #29 by Corinne Rodrigues on May 18, 2011 - 11:28 pm

    You apostle of the WP darkness…..what right have you to write about all these wonderful people? You use your mysterious powers of humor to disarm us and make us weak…and keep coming back for more. The web you cast, Mr Nitric is really sticky stuff and I’m stuck on your blog every morning!!

    • #30 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 11:49 pm

      Mrs. Corinne –

      Welcome. Look into the shiny metal ball swinging in front of your nose…you’re getting sleepy, sleepy, poof! Now give me $10 bucks so i can buy a turkey sandwich haha. You portray me as a spider but my closest pals call me Rhino. Big difference, you see hahahaha. Thank you so much for reading me and commenting. Hope you like my post. 🙂

  16. #31 by Rimly on May 18, 2011 - 11:46 pm

    That was some post Charlie! All the bloggers you are so envious of are indeed worth all the angst and envy. Totally loved it!

    • #32 by charlie nitric on May 18, 2011 - 11:54 pm

      Hello Rimly –

      Glad you enjoy reading it. They’re all very talented at what they love to do which is tell a story. I’m envious of you because I’m coming over to your site soon to see what cool things you have happening there. BEWARE of Charlie….I’ll be back! 🙂

  17. #33 by Mary Hudak-Collins on May 19, 2011 - 5:41 am

    Charlie Boy…I think they should all be bent over and given a good spanking! How dare they treat you like that!
    Ha! Loved the way you wrote this…truly recognizes some great blogs in a very unique way 🙂 You certainly rank up there at the top!

    • #34 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 7:05 am

      Hi Mary –

      Yes, I so agree with you. Now where is my wooden paddle with thorns, lol? There are many other wonderful blogs that I’ve been reading that didn’t get mentioned, dozens more in fact and yours included. I actually mentioned the most recent ones I had finished my previous evening and started my next morning by reading and commenting. Of course, those are the blogs that were the most fresh in my mind. I’m glad you like my post. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  18. #35 by Tameka Mullins on May 19, 2011 - 6:03 am

    The only thing I don’t like about this post is that I was not included! Just kidding. Sort of. I truly enjoyed reading this. I’m already a fan of a lot of the bloggers mentioned, but there are a few I am not familiar with. Thanks for this ravishing rant. Next time, heap some insults my way, okay? 😉

    • #36 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 7:11 am

      Hello Tameka –

      Welcome to my blog. I would have gladly mentioned you, maybe even as a feature, but you seem like the non-threatening type. The people mentioned are wild and crazy and they all bite! I’m glad you enjoy reading my blog and wondering why you haven’t read the other 25 and commented on ALL of them yet (tapping my fingers, tapping, tapping)! Haha. I’ll run over to your site soon and leave you some positive insults if that will make you happy. Hey girl…I aim to please ;). Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  19. #37 by Tameka Mullins on May 19, 2011 - 7:27 am

    LOL! I guess my blog posts can be deceiving! I bite a plenty! But, I do try to keep my fangs concealed as to not scare my potential victims. 🙂

    There are so many wonderful bloggers and not enough time in a day unfortunately to read them all, but I’m getting better. Thanks for the follow and I will drop in on your blog much more often. Have a great day!

    • #38 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 7:40 am

      Hi Tameka –

      Whew, thank goodness you’re not a zombie biter so you’re all good with me now ;). And you’re an honest biter girl and kudos for that! Agreed. There are so many gifted bloggers its amazing. Enjoy your biting ways today and smile often. It always makes the day better. 🙂

  20. #39 by Susan Deborah on May 19, 2011 - 8:29 am

    Lovely tribute to fellow bloggers. Sad you haven’t still come over to my place. Now I’m not asking you to come rightaway. You can come when you have the time but make it a point TO COME.

    Joy always,

    • #40 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 8:36 am

      Hello Susan –

      Thank you for reading me and commenting. I have been over to your place and I wasn’t allowed to post. Last evening on Blogger and Blogspot, my computer froze up on and off for 90 minutes attempting to comment only 4 times. I should be able to perform 25 in that time frame. I will run over to see you right now. Hopefully your site functions better earlier in the morning. See you soon and thanks for commenting. 🙂

  21. #41 by Supermodelblogger on May 19, 2011 - 11:14 am

    Waaaaahhhhhhh… Where’s my shout out?
    Hilarious. Now I have to follow you as well. Yet another 15 minutes of my day reading hilarious bloggers. Well done. Hilarious. You’ve taken precious time away from me looking at buzzfeed. Hilarious.

  22. #43 by Doug on May 19, 2011 - 12:04 pm

    Awesome post. And not just because you accused me of molesting animals. I’m used to that.

    • #44 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 12:12 pm

      Hi Doug –

      Thanks man. I hoped you all would really like my post. I loved writing it with the exception of all the dang links not working right and the 2 hours I spent trying to get to work properly. I gave up on all of that and just posted it. Glad you like my post. Thanks for commenting. 🙂

  23. #45 by K Fields on May 19, 2011 - 12:33 pm

    I’m sensing a ploy! Love this post! So many great writers.. now I have to work harder! Thanks… Thanks alot!

    • #46 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 12:40 pm

      Hello Kfields –

      Thank you for your compliment. There are so many great writers who blog and I mentioned quite a few in my blog you’re responding too. We all have to work harder to maintain pace with these artists. They surely keep us all on our toes. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  24. #47 by kriti on May 19, 2011 - 12:36 pm

    What wonderful innovative writing! Love it! Some these guys that have pissed you off are the subject of my jealousy too – I just love them. Loved your blog and will be a faithful follower now. Thank you!!!

    • #48 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 12:38 pm

      Hello Kriti –

      Welcome and nice to meet you. Thank you for your nice words about my writing. You’re right. I listed many excellent artists in this blog post. I’ll be over to visit your blog soon so BEWARE, haha. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  25. #49 by wosushi on May 19, 2011 - 12:50 pm

    And now you’ve given me a whole NEW list of blogs to check out. Thanks! 🙂

    • #50 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 1:07 pm

      Hello Amber –

      Nice to see you here again. You all…all you fabulous bloggers give me reasons to read you. I’ll be over to visit your site soon. Thank you for reading me and commenting. 🙂

  26. #51 by pissykittyslitterbox.com on May 19, 2011 - 1:02 pm

    You’re right…that did make me smile! I don’t know who needs medication more, you or me. I definitely see a straight-jacket in your future, pal! I just love that quirky sense of humor of yours. 😉

    • #52 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 1:09 pm

      Hey Kitty –

      smiling helps you to have a better day, right? I already have a straight jacket but I can’t seem to locate the key. It never came with the package. Thank you for enjoying my humor and makes me happy to hear that you do. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  27. #53 by askcherlock on May 19, 2011 - 2:29 pm

    Hey Charlie, why don’t you consider contributing as a Guest on my other blog POETRY BY CHER http://www.askcherlock.com/poetrybycher/

    It is relatively new but getting some nice attention. I would love to have you post something, and you don’t have to Ask Cher anything!

    • #54 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 3:14 pm

      Hello Cher –

      Posting on your blog could be fun. I’ll take a look at your blog later today and see what’s happening there, thank you. Thanks also for reading my blog and for commenting. I hope you like my story. 🙂

  28. #55 by bornstoryteller on May 19, 2011 - 2:33 pm

    Love you want? Respect? Well, NEXT time have the link cover my WHOLE name (look down towards the bottom of your post) bucko! 2/3 of my name..no love. No way. No how. You gotta work your way into the SAC Boys Club! 🙂

    • #56 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 3:12 pm

      Hey Stuart –

      I messed around with those darn links for almost 2 hours during posting. One minute they were right and then an edit, they’d go haywire again. It was a mess so I finally punted. I posted as is. Sorry yours is one that didn’t work out right. I’ll never be handy with technology. Copying and pasting can become a mess for me and I never understand why. Anyways, thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

      • #57 by bornstoryteller on May 19, 2011 - 3:20 pm

        ach, punted. I’ve been punted. oh, alas alack and forlorn. 😉

  29. #58 by TJLubrano on May 19, 2011 - 2:43 pm

    Man! I really thought you’d like mangos! You shouldn’t have sneezed when I asked you what your fave fruit was. So ehm. when the door bell rings, do not open it please. They may or may not be a another fruit basket on your way…hehe.

    I do like mystery and magic so to ask AskCherlock (which is the lovely lady who commented on your link on my FB page 😉 ) to join me on an adventurous trip only made sense. You should tag along, who knows what mystery we would unravel!

    Dare to dream and grab your glasses & magnifier please!

    But really, thanks so much again for mentioning me amongst all these wonderful bloggers! Truly appreciate it! You do realize that you have a knack for writing as well right? Filled with humor and it keeps the reader interested. In a world filled with people who write, it’s quite difficult to get lost with your own writing. Well, you have nothing to worry about.

    Have a lovely day!!

    • #59 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 3:24 pm

      Hi Tahira –

      Thank you for your compliments and support. I really liked your blog as I read it the other night. What surprised me is that I was the only person to comment. “This girl isn’t being read,” were my thoughts. You need to be read because you have something valuable to share with others. I took that thought with me to bed late that night. I woke up by posting on some of the blogs mentioned in my post. I leveraged my thoughts about not being read as I commented on other posts that morning. These great writers are not being read as much as they should be either. Bingo! I had a new blog to write and it was inspired from my visit to your wonderful post. Your post is simplistically special. Thank you. 🙂

      • #60 by TJLubrano on May 19, 2011 - 4:48 pm

        Haha I like how you said simplistically special.

        Yeah, sometimes you have posts that are being read, but people aren’t commentating a lot on it. I don’t really mind as I write/draw because I need to and not because others expect me too. Glad to be the inspiration behind this lovely post *bows*


        • #61 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 6:26 pm

          Simplistically special is a compliment. Mark Twain, my favorite author, wrote in a simplistically special style. He had lots to say and put it in simple terms, his style, his way of seeing things, and the masses understand him. That’s key in my view. I read many authors that love to glamorize their writing. It’s nice but they don’t reach the masses. More importantly, parts of their true message is being lost in translation. It may read pretty, sound elegant, and smell like perfume, but whenever an author’s message is not conveyed to its fullest, then this is not good. In your case, I can only base my early opinion from that one great post. I also write in a simplistic writing style. I write like a dumb elephant, actually haha. I hope it works!!! 🙂

  30. #62 by Penny on May 19, 2011 - 6:20 pm

    Excellent, it was hilarious and yet so true in so many words. Compassion is felt and expressed in many ways and you have done it so beautifully in your words and your art! and creativity of your writing and style. You are witty, and remarkable -love the sense of humor: great post !

    • #63 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 6:30 pm

      Hello Penny –

      I just commented to TJ about my writing style in which I believe she and I have similarities in the way that we write – in simple terms. You should go over and visit her blog. Her latest post is right up your alley, trust me on that one. You will love it and good food for the soul. Thank you for the compliments. Always nice to hear positive things about my posts. Thanks for commenting. 🙂

  31. #64 by tbaoo on May 19, 2011 - 9:22 pm

    how very nice .. 😉

    • #65 by charlie nitric on May 19, 2011 - 9:25 pm

      Hello Tbaoo –

      I hope you enjoy reading my post. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  32. #66 by Pamanner on May 19, 2011 - 10:02 pm

    Ha-ha, Mister “I take my shirt off, snap a pic of my 6 pack and wonder why I’m getting pics from ‘classy’ naked women!” Loved it and blog world will not be seeing my 2 pack, lol! But I do love the beach and all things water related 😉

    • #67 by Pamanner on May 19, 2011 - 10:03 pm

      Must I clarify my previous statement? “Loved it” as in your blog post (not the naked women part) btw lol.

      • #68 by charlie nitric on May 20, 2011 - 3:58 am

        Cheeeeese … it’s too early in the morning to make me think, Pam. You’re mean to me!!! I got it now. When you’re clarifying, you’re not talking about naked women. Does that mean every other time you’re making statements you are :O? Oh my. You’re a complicated girl with lots to say and I haven’t the mental capacity to process it. Next Post… “Pam’s Clarification: 6 + 2 = 9!” 😉

    • #69 by charlie nitric on May 20, 2011 - 3:47 am

      Hi Pam –

      As I said in my post, you’re not playing fair ;). Me? I’m not much in to naked robotic things. They’re far too sophisticated and mechanical for this simple guy. And besides, I’m technologically challenged and don’t understand a dang dong thing about how to operate them. Haha!

      I like your Monday post a lot and it’s a very good read. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  33. #70 by Kymlee on May 20, 2011 - 9:35 am

    This was a GREAT read, and great reference post to some awesome articles. You continue to be incredible, but this is something we all know!

    I LOVE YOUR BLOG! yay! 😀

    • #71 by charlie nitric on May 20, 2011 - 10:54 am

      Hey Kymlee –

      I love it when y’all love my blog and I love the “yay’s” as well. Hearing kind words like that makes me want to write another one soon ;). Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  34. #72 by sandyspider on May 20, 2011 - 10:04 am

    This was funny. Love the photos too.

    • #73 by charlie nitric on May 20, 2011 - 10:30 am

      Hello Sandy –

      Thank you and glad you enjoy my story. I think the photos/drawings always add to liven up a story, don’t you? Thank you for reading me and commenting. 🙂

  35. #74 by Not a Notting Hill Mum on May 20, 2011 - 5:22 pm

    Made me laugh – and what a nice gesture to promote so many of your fellow bloggers x

    • #75 by charlie nitric on May 20, 2011 - 5:41 pm

      Hi Mum –

      Laughing is a good thing ;). I’m glad you stopped by. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  36. #76 by Life: Between the lines on May 22, 2011 - 12:00 pm


    • #77 by charlie nitric on May 22, 2011 - 12:04 pm

      Hey Lynn –

      This one was fun to write. I like writing like that. Loving that you love it. Love it also. 🙂

  37. #78 by Dawn on May 23, 2011 - 11:52 am

    I’m late to the game here, but THIS is a blog recognition process that I can thoroughly embrace! You had me laughing endlessly throughout the cheerful diatribe. After I post this comment, I’m zipping to the top of the page to subscribe via email to your twisted, quirky, bizarre in all the right ways sensibilities and scribing. 🙂

    ~ Dawn

  38. #80 by charlywalker on May 23, 2011 - 2:13 pm

    Very funny….I like funny…..

    • #81 by charlie nitric on May 23, 2011 - 2:27 pm

      Hey Charly –

      I agree with you 100%….funny is a good way to spend our time. Thank you for reading me Charly and for commenting. 🙂

  39. #82 by Jessica Brant on May 23, 2011 - 3:25 pm

    Where the hell was I and did you let me know that I was racing the pages of Charlie Nitric…. I am honored I think???? So thats all you could come up with for me… SMH
    Thank you for the ego boost…

    • #83 by charlie nitric on May 23, 2011 - 5:09 pm

      Hey Jessica –

      Yes, it is most definitely a compliment. I have no idea where you were or why you didn’t read this story until now. LOL…..hello? You’re the boss of you and not me ;). Hey I had a lot more people I read those 2 days when I wrote that story. I wanted to include everyone I read and commented on but the story was getting far to long. Trust me. There are many many more excellent bloggers I wanted to include but didn’t. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  40. #84 by Cat Sampson on May 25, 2011 - 11:37 pm

    Dang. Wish you hated me enough to write about…. 😉 Too funny!

    • #85 by charlie nitric on May 25, 2011 - 11:44 pm

      HiYa Cat –

      Aweeee hate is such a harsh word. I’ll keep you in mind for my next thrashing though hehehe ;). I hope you enjoy my story. Hey, your marketing post is well done. I like it a lot. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  41. #86 by melissa on May 28, 2011 - 4:22 am

    do you know it took me three minutes to finally reach this reply section? oh gosh, you are really good…

    i think i’ve read this earlier but didn’t comment because i might piss you off the same way :P…

    so tell me again, should i be happy or sad that i don’t piss you off?

    • #87 by charlie nitric on May 28, 2011 - 9:30 am

      Hi Melissa –

      Is 3-minutes too long to read, or are you saying it read through smoothly and quickly? You don’t make me angry so relax…it’s all a good thing here. Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  42. #88 by tinkerbelle86 on May 31, 2011 - 6:02 pm

    great post 🙂 and some great ( i mean anger inducing) recommendations!

    • #89 by charlie nitric on May 31, 2011 - 6:55 pm

      Hi Laura –

      Thank you. You observed some of that, huh. Good eyes, green glasses girl, lol. HEY, your post today is hysterical. It’s awesome and I’m recommending to every one here to go read it ASAP. Love the sarcasm and wit there, and the part about the bathroom and the little kids,,,,,hahaha perfecto! Thank you for reading me and for commenting. 🙂

  43. #90 by Jo Bryant on July 8, 2011 - 3:53 pm

    Hahahaha – such a perfect start to my weekend coming here. LMAO still 🙂

  44. #91 by Janine Ripper on July 8, 2011 - 9:00 pm

    WOW Charlie. That was quite a ‘rant’ there!

    • #92 by charlie nitric on July 8, 2011 - 9:05 pm

      Hey Janine –

      What do you mean, lol? I thought I was complimenting the bloggers and also being funny. 🙂

  45. #93 by Kzee on July 11, 2011 - 3:40 am

    What a great Monday morning starter! Too much seriousness out there…you bring much needed relief! Inspiration is gathering to start my own blog which I’ve been pondering how to do ‘correctly’ for a while now. I shall…just…write! Thank you! Kzee 🙂

    • #94 by charlie nitric on July 11, 2011 - 10:52 am

      Hello Kzee –

      I agree. There are far too many people out there taking them selves way too seriously. I’m very glad you enjoy my story and thank you for that. 🙂

  46. #95 by showard76 on December 3, 2011 - 4:22 pm

    I love this, what a great way to promote other blogs! I take a far too subtle approach to this task clearly! lol


    • #96 by charlie nitric on December 3, 2011 - 10:34 pm

      Hello Sharon –

      I had a lot of fun doing this story as I laughed and laughed as I wrote onward. I hope you have some new ideas for your own blog. Thank you so much for commenting :).

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